Your wand theory was the reason I called it embarrassing. BTW it fits my results from the personality test you posted some time ago and the ranks 2-5 aren't much nicer. Not exactly the people one invites for tea and cookies, except Luna at #4. There's a certain female Slytherin a #5 and the inevitable great Gryffindor sorcerer at #3.
I suggested Blackthorne for folk lore reasons not Hawthorne.
Happy Holidays to you, too. My Midwinter celebrations started yesterday.